You know I think I could give a little more back to charity.

I've been out with some extremely beautiful women who have had no sex appeal whatsoever. It really is a lot more than skin deep.

I've never done anything particularly scandalous.

The secret is to moisturize the face. I've been doing that since I was 17 years old. (on looking young)

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.

Well, I've got nothing to hide. Absolutely nothing.

Tonight's the night. It's gonna be alright.