Songwriting's never been a natural art for me; it's always been a bit of a struggle.
A show is like having a climax. It's like having an incredible, natural climax. And then suddenly it's all finished, and you don't know what to do next.
The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)
We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
I am a man of contradictions, I suppose.