I hated singing and getting up in front of crowds.

Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines.

Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up.

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.

Carrying 200 pounds of velvet and satin around a stage for 90 minutes - that's man's work, let me tell you.

Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.