I think I was always looking for that perfect woman, who obviously doesn't exist. I wanted to be married. I wanted more kids. I'm a family man, at heart.

Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.

I've been out with some extremely beautiful women who have had no sex appeal whatsoever. It really is a lot more than skin deep.

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was stronger

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

The first cut is the deepest.