If there's one thing I've learned about women, which I try to pass on to my boys, it's listening. Listen to the other side of the story first.

Women like being kissed.

It has gone past me now, the writing phase.

My father, being a Scotsman, taught me to look after finances. I'm shrewd. Some people may call me tight.

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. It means more to me to be on the cover of Model Railroader than to be on the cover of a music magazine.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know.

I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.