I was getting worried I may not become a grandfather, but the Lord has blessed me.

You shouldn't be in the music business if you're posing.

I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

You know, I had no trouble with the girls.

I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.