If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
I always thought I was so fit.
Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea.
You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy.
Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.
Is it my sweat that's no longer sweet?