Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.
I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
You can avoid the press if you really want to and I don't walk around with five security guards either because I think that just draws attention.