What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason.

I always thought I was so fit.

You can keep your Streisands.

Elvis was the king. No doubt about it.

May you grow to be proud, dignified, and true, and do unto others as you'd have done to you.

My love for you is immeasurable, my respect for you immense. You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness, you're beauty and elegance.

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.