We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

You got amphetamine eyes.

My love for you is immeasurable, my respect for you immense. You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness, you're beauty and elegance.

Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines.

If there's one thing I've learned about women, which I try to pass on to my boys, it's listening. Listen to the other side of the story first.

I'm not a natural songwriter.