Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.

If the father is not straight naider will be the son.

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

I had this almost Dickensian look. I was quite fragile.

You know I think I could give a little more back to charity.

Because of my pride in my Scottish heritage, I used to say things like 'I don't mind buying a round of drinks but I don't buy two'. It was something I joked about which has come back to bite me on the ----. I'm shrewd about money, I invest well, and look after it. But it's in my nature to be generous. I look after people.

You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy.