Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.

When the one you love is in love with someone else, don't you know it's torture, I mean it's living hell.

I have a very lively and colourful show. It's two hours of hits and the music speaks for itself.

How can my son not be straight after all I've said and done for him?

I think, with suits and clothes, if you keep them long enough, they all come back in fashion. It's like me. I've been around long enough and I've come back in fashion.

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

I don't enjoy songwriting.