The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds.
I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star.
You know I think I could give a little more back to charity.
The secret is to moisturize the face. I've been doing that since I was 17 years old. (on looking young)
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
Everybody sings from their diaphragm.