Love is just a hole in the wall.

I'm not a great lover of Madonna's voice. She's done very well with what she's got, and I'm sure my voice turns her right off, but she's not my favourite singer.

Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home.

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.