May you grow to be proud, dignified, and true, and do unto others as you'd have done to you.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason.

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

Everybody sings from their diaphragm.

I've been out with some extremely beautiful women who have had no sex appeal whatsoever. It really is a lot more than skin deep.

I do take a lot of pride in my look and I work out - do work out a lot.