The only real treasure is in your head. Memories are better than diamonds and nobody can steal them from you
Rodman PhilbrickThe future is like the moon. You never expect to go there, or think about what it might be like.
Rodman PhilbrickExpel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess, but I'm still laughing so hard my nose is running.
Rodman PhilbrickYou ever notice how long it takes for things to happen when you know they're supposed to happen? My fake Walkman has a built-in alarm, and I set it for two in the morning and wear the headphones to bed, but before you can wake up you have to fall asleep, and I never DO fall asleep because I keep waiting for the alarm to go off.
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