remembering is a great invention of the mind, and if you try hard enough you can remember anything, whether it really happened or not.

You ever notice how long it takes for things to happen when you know they're supposed to happen? My fake Walkman has a built-in alarm, and I set it for two in the morning and wear the headphones to bed, but before you can wake up you have to fall asleep, and I never DO fall asleep because I keep waiting for the alarm to go off.

The only real treasure is in your head. Memories are better than diamonds and nobody can steal them from you

Every word is part of a picture, Every sentence is a picture. All you have to do is link them together.

I never had a brain until Freak came along and let me borrow his for awhile, and that's the truth, the whole truth. The unvanquished truth, is how Freak would say it, and for a long time it was him who did the talking.

It's fun to be amazing, to be the star of the show, to have everyone watching you-even if you have to act like a pig.

I wrote Freak the Mighty because Max, the mighty half of Freak the Mighty, insisted and he's bigger than I am.