I wrote Freak the Mighty because Max, the mighty half of Freak the Mighty, insisted and he's bigger than I am.

The only real treasure is in your head. Memories are better than diamonds and nobody can steal them from you

Matter of fact, I watch tons of tube, but I also read tons of books so I can figure out what's true and what's fake, which isn't always easy. Books are like truth serum--if you don't read, you can't figure out what's real.

The future is like the moon. You never expect to go there, or think about what it might be like.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Remembering is a great invention of the mind.

remembering is a great invention of the mind, and if you try hard enough you can remember anything, whether it really happened or not.