Bean finds the best apple in our tree and hands it up to me. "You know what this tastes like when you first bite into it?" she asks. "No, what?" "Blue sky." "You're zoomed." "You ever eat blue sky?" "No," I admit. "Try it sometime," she says. "It's apple-flavored.

Remembering is a great invention of the mind.

Keep marching boys and girls. Keep marching

It all boils down to this: A person has only two options in life, to do something or to do nothing.

Every word is part of a picture, Every sentence is a picture. All you have to do is link them together.

I never had a brian till freak came along.

Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess, but I'm still laughing so hard my nose is running.