Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'

When I was little, there were three channels.

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.