Baldy McNosehair looks dead sexy in a miniskirt!

I grew up playing games, and I remember Christmas 1981 when my dad got us an Intellivision, and we all sat around and played 'Astrosmash' for hours on end. It was a big part of my youth.

I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.

Baldy McNosehair looks dead sexy in a miniskirt!

My favorite job is the next one. Its such a gratifying experience getting to creatively keep trying something new and push things in a different direction.

I smoke two cartons of unfiltered cigs and down a bottle of American rye whiskey as a warm up, generally. Then swallow beach sand and general aggregate to get some texture in the voice, followed by a stick of butter to smooth it all out. This works for me, but may not be for everyone.

I am voice actor Roger Craig Smith. You may know me as Batman, Captain America, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ezio from Assassin's Creed, Transformers: RID, or narrator of “Say Yes To the Dress” (among many other things). AMA!