I just assume I'm right. Partially out of conviction and partially as a pose.

Oh, here comes Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and Jimmy Smits!

What's sad about not eating is the experience, whether at a family reunion or at midnight by yourself in a greasy spoon under the L tracks. The loss of dining, not the loss of food.

Start. Don’t look back. If at the end it doesn’t meet your hopes, start again. Now you know more about your hopes.

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

I find that when I am actually writing, I enter a zone of concentration too small to admit my troubles.

All I know is, it is better to be the whale than the squid.