Show me a sexual practice that involves ice cubes and hot sauce, and I will show you a sexual practice that would be improved without them.
Roger EbertWhy is it that English, drama and music teachers are most often recalled as our mentors and inspirations? Maybe because artists are rarely members of the popular crowd.
Roger EbertI lost faith in the Oscars the first year I was a movie critic - the year that Bonnie and Clyde didn't win.
Roger EbertI will one day be thin, but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of The Brown Bunny.
Roger Ebert