An actress should never, ever, be asked to run beside a van in red disco boots for more than about half a block, and then only if her child is being kidnapped.
Roger EbertDogs remember every favor you ever do for them and store those events in a memory bank titled Why My Human Is A God.
Roger EbertGoing to see Godzilla at the Palais of the Cannes Film Festival is like attending a satanic ritual in St. Peter's Basilica.
Roger Ebert