Kindness’ covers all of my political beliefs.

If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

It's the same the world over. A Hollywood production comes to town, and the locals all turn movie crazy.

Beguiled by George S. Bush's easy smile and casual indifference to the details, we are on the brink of electing him to office. This isn't choosing a president, it's casting the lead in a sitcom about the presidency.

People never think of themselves as choosing to be politically correct. They simply think in the way that they do.

In the world of bad movies, 'Death to Smoochy' is a towering achievement.

I do suspect my star ratings average too high. But, of course, star ratings are ridiculous. I'm stuck with them.