I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.
I am utterly bored by celebrity interviews. Most celebrities are devoid of interest.
Movies are like a machine that generates empathy.
I'm told we movie critics praise movies that are long and boring.
I stopped taking notes on my Palm Pilot and started playing the little chess game.
Life always has an unhappy ending, but you can have a lot of fun along the way, and everything doesn't have to be dripping in deep significance.