Nothing could be more boring than an absolutely accurate movie about the law.

The Last Airbender is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that something should have gone right. Not here. It puts a nail in the coffin of low-rent 3D, but it will need a lot more coffins than that.

My lifetime’s memories are what I have brought home from the trip. I will require them for eternity no more than that little souvenir of the Eiffel Tower I brought home from Paris.

A remarkable documentary that's also one of the most beautiful nature films I've seen.

I was born inside the movie of my life. The visuals were before me, the audio surrounded me, the plot unfolded inevitably but not necessarily. I don't remember how I got into the movie, but it continues to entertain me.

I stopped taking notes on my Palm Pilot and started playing the little chess game.

In thinking about 'depressing movies,' many people don't realize that all bad movies are depressing, and no good movies are.