Nothing could be more boring than an absolutely accurate movie about the law.

I don't require movies to be about good people, and I don't reject screen violence.

Movies absorb our attention more completely, I think.

Reese Witherspoon is as cute as a button on Raggedy Ann's overalls, but irresistible raw sex appeal is not one of her qualities.

Fight Club is a thrill ride masquerading as philosophy - the kind of ride where some people puke and others can't wait to get on again.

I urgently advise hospitals: Do not make the DVD available to your patients; there may be an outbreak of bedpans thrown at TV screens.

I am utterly bored by celebrity interviews. Most celebrities are devoid of interest.