What makes people interesting is the spirit that shines through.

Someone once said the fundamental reason we get married is because have a universal human need for a witness.

I do suspect my star ratings average too high. But, of course, star ratings are ridiculous. I'm stuck with them.

Skateboarding is forever, and things like college and girls only ruin an endlessly savored adolescence.

What in the world is a leave of presence? It means I am not going away.

I know aliens from other worlds are required to arrive in New Mexico, but why stay there?

What a terrible thing it would be to be the Pope! What unthinkable responsibilities to fall on your shoulders at an advanced age! No privacy. No seclusion. No sin.