Who was the real Hitchcock? I interviewed him once and haven't a clue.

On this ancient and miraculous world, where such beautiful natural and living things have evolved, something has gone wrong when life itself is used as a manufacturing process.

My motto: 'No good movie is depressing. All bad movies are depressing.'

It often strikes me that the actors in high school movies look too old.

The Last Airbender is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that something should have gone right. Not here. It puts a nail in the coffin of low-rent 3D, but it will need a lot more coffins than that.

Resentment is just a way of letting someone else use your mind rent-free.

It is more erotic to wonder if you're about to be kissed than it is to be kissed.