The Last Airbender is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented.

Jane Austen wrote six of the most beloved novels in the English language, we are informed at the end of Becoming Jane, and so she did. The key word is beloved. Her admirers do not analyze her books so much as they just plain love them to pieces.

The moment a man stops dreaming is the moment he petrifies inside.

Marlon Brando is the most influential movie actor of the century.

I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filming of Joe's Apartment. That depresses me, but not as much as the news that none of them were harmed during the production.

Aren't you getting tired of people hating one another? What do they think they get out of it?

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.