Who wants to live in the present? It's such a limiting period compared to the past.

I was perfectly content before I was born, and I think of death as the same state.

I do suspect my star ratings average too high. But, of course, star ratings are ridiculous. I'm stuck with them.

[Marlon] Brando was the only guy who could step out of that shadow at the end of that movie and be worth the wait.

Beguiled by George S. Bush's easy smile and casual indifference to the details, we are on the brink of electing him to office. This isn't choosing a president, it's casting the lead in a sitcom about the presidency.

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

When I had been a film critic for ten minutes, I treated Doris Day as a target for cheap shots. I have learned enough to say today that the woman was remarkably gifted.