Dear Bill (O'Reilly)...I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician? That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!
Roger EbertHere's a notion: Peace in the Middle East would come about more easily if the region were governed by women.
Roger EbertSometimes you only need to have a few words with a person to know you would like to have many more.
Roger EbertJust write, get better, keep writing, keep getting better. It's the only thing you can control.
Roger Ebert