I am utterly bored by celebrity interviews. Most celebrities are devoid of interest.

Growing up, I missed the whole 'Three Stooges' thing. Either they weren't on the station in my hometown, or we hadn't bought a TV set yet, or they came to town too late for me. I'm pretty sure that at the right age, I would have loved them.

Aren't you getting tired of people hating one another? What do they think they get out of it?

Dice Rules is one of the most appalling movies I have ever seen. It could not be more damaging to the career of Andrew Dice Clay if it had been made as a documentary by someone who hated him. The fact that Clay apparently thinks this movie is worth seeing is revealing and sad, indicating that he not only lacks a sense of humor, but also ordinary human decency.

There's nothing like impending death to rouse you from existential boredom.

My motto: 'No good movie is depressing. All bad movies are depressing.'

We can't help identifying with the protagonist. It's coded in our movie-going DNA.