I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good.
I stare out the window and wait for spring.
The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.
Baseball is my life, the only thing I know and can talk about. My only interest.
Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American. He's a communist.
Players who stand flat footed and swing with their arms are golfers, not hitters.