I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

Now the advantage is all with the hitters.

Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American. He's a communist.

I've never been a yes man.

I've cheated, or someone on my team has cheated, in almost every single game I've been in.

I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher.

Players who stand flat footed and swing with their arms are golfers, not hitters.