I've cheated, or someone on my team has cheated, in almost every single game I've been in.
Players who stand flat footed and swing with their arms are golfers, not hitters.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.
The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.
I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good.