Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American. He's a communist.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Players who stand flat footed and swing with their arms are golfers, not hitters.
When I was in the batter's box, I felt sorry for the pitcher.
I've never been a yes man.