I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good.
Players who stand flat footed and swing with their arms are golfers, not hitters.
I stare out the window and wait for spring.
To be a good hitter you've got to do one thing - get a good ball to hit.
I never saw a pitcher I didn't feel sorry for.
I've cheated, or someone on my team has cheated, in almost every single game I've been in.