In my private life I do what I like. The night is my friend. If I don't go out, I don't score.

Officially I'm not playing any more. I've stopped. My time is up. Everything has been a lot of fun.

Will I become a coach in the future? No way. I'd never be able to put up with someone like me.

The coach should keep out of the way... He is an important figure, of course, but is more likely to lose a match than win it. Matches are won by players.

There's nothing I like more than football ...except for sex.

I have scored against every team, every country, every defender in the world.

I'm inspired by challenges. My life was always like this.