Strikers are egotists, selfish. We have to be.

There's nothing I like more than football ...except for sex.

I'm happy because I won't have to train again, or travel or sit in team hotels.

I pay my own bills. I feel my own pain.

I'm genuine and people can believe what I say.

I am not happy to play for Barcelona, but Barcelona should be happy that I play there.

Messi has all the conditions to be the best.