Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

I don't have any intentions to return to England. I would go back if I could return as a free person. I don't want to return to prison.

One report said that since my time on the run I've had 2,500 girlfriends. I mean, you have got to realize I've been on the run for more than 30 years. I have got to have had more than that.

Do you know what would keep me in Brazil, no matter what happened? Sex!