Do you know what would keep me in Brazil, no matter what happened? Sex!

I used to have a list of things from my school buddies of what kind of art material they wanted. I'd go up to the West End of London and spend the whole day knocking stuff off.

Do you know what would keep me in Brazil, no matter what happened? Sex!

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

One report said that since my time on the run I've had 2,500 girlfriends. I mean, you have got to realize I've been on the run for more than 30 years. I have got to have had more than that.

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.