For more than 13,000 days on the run, my life was a soap opera.

I am no longer a criminal. I gave up that practice years ago.

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook.

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.

There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years.

I used to have a list of things from my school buddies of what kind of art material they wanted. I'd go up to the West End of London and spend the whole day knocking stuff off.