Do you know what would keep me in Brazil, no matter what happened? Sex!
There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years.
For more than 13,000 days on the run, my life was a soap opera.
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.
There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook.
Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.