British politics is more nuanced. Part of the problem with New Labour is that they are a moving target.

William Hague, the world's favourite hairline.

I have late onset ADHD. I take on too much and end up spinning plates, but its entertaining, and it helps you make quick connections if youre a comedian, if you have a brain that can dance around too much.

Just when exactly does the Millennium begin? Some say 1999, some say 2000, and some say 2001. You wait a thousand years for one, and three turn up at once.

But let's be clear. We're talking about a country where there's no opposition. As leader he can ignore Parliament and - sorry that's Tony Blair isn't it? Um, so he doesn't even have to ask the country before he goes to war - sorry that's still Tony Blair.

Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.

I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening.