I think Democracy is threatened in a way it hasn't been in two hundred years, and if America doesn't stand up, we're in big trouble.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I know, people were like, "It's all right that she's gay, but she doesn't have to look so gay." Trust me - I'm never cutting my hair again!

Well, you know, they use those words so that they can scare people "terror" and "cell."

I couldn't imagine doing a show where I'd once again have to answer to corporate interests.

I love to be able to support other women comics.

I believe that God has a plan, and it's your job to show up with an open heart.