I don't think America knows what a gay parent looks like. I am the gay parent. America has watched me parent my children on TV for six years. They know what kind of parent I am.

The teachers in America need to be applauded every day because they save the lives of kids!

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong!

I remember thinking, 'I don't know if I can do radio.' I never even listen to it.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.