I think life is easier if you're straight.

I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window.

I know, people were like, "It's all right that she's gay, but she doesn't have to look so gay." Trust me - I'm never cutting my hair again!

You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong!

I know I'm a really good mother. I know it. I'm a really good mother.

You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!"

I don't want only a career.