My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

The words of musicals were the moral codes that I lived by. I found meaning and messages in musicals that I didn't find in churches or school books and it really made me come alive in a way.

I don't like to go to premieres or openings. I don't like to have to put on makeup.

I don't think it negates your skills as a parent if you're homosexual.

I took in a foster kid that I wanted to adopt in the state where I live, and I pay taxes, said to me, based on not your morality, not on how good you are as a mother, not on how much you've given to foster kids in Florida, based on the facts that you're in love with a woman, you can't keep her.