You know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again.

There's something about being a part of Broadway and going backstage. You know, like when I go to see a show now and going backstage and saying "Hi" to the cast. It's so thrilling. It's so beyond my wildest dreams from when I was a kid.

I don't like to go to premieres or openings. I don't like to have to put on makeup.

I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window.

I think life is easier if you're straight.

You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong!

The Second Amendment is not really a right.