I don't like to go to premieres or openings. I don't like to have to put on makeup.

I'm going to try really hard not to be bossy, but I've only done stand-up comedy and then my own show where you're the total boss of everything!

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

If civil disobedience is the way to go about change, than I think a lot of people will be going to San Francisco

You know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again.

I think everyone spins. You would just be an empty vacant shell reporting facts. I mean, you have your life that you bring with you to every moment that happens.

I don't think America knows what a gay parent looks like. I am the gay parent. America has watched me parent my children on TV for six years. They know what kind of parent I am.