You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!"

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

My life goal is not to ruin anyone's existence. I'm a comic.

Why do you think people don't think that homosexual parents are good? You don't know what a homosexual family looks like. I will be the role model for the good gay family. Don't let these children suffer without families because of your bias.

"Marriage" is an internationally recognized word that says we are committed as a couple and are responsible for each other and any children that we have.

Fame stole my yellow. Yellow is the color you get when you're real and brutally honest. Yellow is with my kids[...]The bundle of bright yellow warming my core, formerly frozen and uninhabitable[...]They got yellow from me, and I felt yellow giving it to them and it was all good[...]So, why am I leaving my show? It took my yellow. I wanted it back. Without it I can't live. The gray kills me.

I'm not asking that people accept homosexuality. I'm not asking that they believe like I do that it's inborn. I'm not asking that. All I'm saying is don't let these children suffer without a family because of your bias.