You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!"

I remember thinking, 'I don't know if I can do radio.' I never even listen to it.

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

I think Democracy is threatened in a way it hasn't been in two hundred years, and if America doesn't stand up, we're in big trouble.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

Part of the reason why I've never said that I was gay until now was because I didn't want that adjective assigned to my name for all of eternity. You know, gay Rosie O'Donnell.

The teachers in America need to be applauded every day because they save the lives of kids!