I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.
Rosie O'DonnellWhen I started out, some women comics were jealous of other women comics, thinking, "If she gets "The Tonight Show," I can't." My philosophy always was, "If she did, I can too."
Rosie O'DonnellI think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.
Rosie O'Donnell